Answers to all the questions you get asked by the Not-so-Bright weight room superstars. * No, I don't workout. I train
* I'm not a professional wrestler
* Yes, I do mind if you work in.
* Protein and creatine are not steroids.
* I don't care what your cousin benched in high school.
* That wasn't "all you". It was mostly me.
* It's not a big belly - it's a thick waist.
* The reasons why I use bands and chains - never mind.
* Squatting deep won't hurt your knees.
* Why don't you ask me about my deadlift?